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Shredding Safety Standards

There’s a man, a recycling plant hero, embarking on a dangerous quest into the belly of a paper shredder to clear a fearsome blockage. As thrilling as it sounds, this is the stuff of safety nightmares. OSHA—the Occupational Safety and Health Administration in the United States, definitely wouldn’t endorse this paper-cut peril.

The proper protocol involves shutting down the machine, using appropriate tools, and never turning oneself into potential confetti. While our shredder knight’s intentions are noble, diving headfirst into machinery is a hard no in the safety playbook. Let’s leave such stunts to paper and keep the humans strategizing from a safe distance.

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