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The Gentle Giant’s Misadventures: Willy the Walrus
Contrary to their formidable appearance, walruses are the Arctic’s gentle giants, preferring the chill of ice and the taste of bivalve mollusks over anything else. Yet, Willy, a wandering walrus weighing a whopping 1,763 pounds, is stirring up quite the splash. Venturing an astonishing 2,485 miles from his Arctic abode to the shores of Ireland, he has unwittingly become a nautical nuisance, sinking boats with his massive bulk.
In response, authorities are crafting a special pontoon to prevent further maritime mishaps. Despite his boat-busting habits, Willy has endeared himself to the global community, becoming a lovable, if somewhat cumbersome, international icon.
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