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Stay Afloat, Zombies Can’t Gloat
Imagine cruising on a boat with a sticker proudly declaring, “Zombies Can’t Swim.” Why such a bold statement? Well, it’s a cheeky nod to the owner’s sense of humor and perhaps a playful strategy for the apocalypse. Can zombies really not swim? According to popular zombie lore and numerous films, these creatures are more sink than swim.
Their lack of coordination and motor skills makes them poor candidates, thus, in a world overrun by zombies, the safest haven might just be on the water. After all, it’s not just about avoiding traffic jams during the end times—it’s about choosing a getaway where pursuers are literally out of their depth.
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